Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Switch That Which

I’ll readily admit I’m a bit of a grammar snob. When I see i.e. (i.e., ‘that is’ – i.e., everything in the set) used in place of e.g., (i.e., for example – i.e., not everything in the set), I die a little inside. Well, not really, but that’s the level of grammar uppity-uppity I’m at (yes, Virginia, this sentence intentionally ends w/ a preposition – b/c I’m not at that level, though, if you keep reading, you’ll find that I am at that level – yes, kill me now, fear me later).


Worse than id est vs. exempli gratia, and perhaps worse than improper use of conditionals and subjunctives (e.g., ‘I wish I wasn’t a grammar snob’ – even writing that ‘was’ there hurt), is the misuse of that and which (the latter usually for the former). i.e. vs e.g. doesn’t pop up in most non-technical writing and misuse of were vs. was can be attributed to style or character, even if not intended. That vs. Which, however, has no excuse. E.g., in a recent article, the culprit wrote the following:


Stringer violated an NCAA bylaw which states that managers may not participate as practice players with the institution's team if they are not eligible student-athletes. 


Of course, I’m sure said offender thought that 2 ‘that’s separated by a single word was bad news, though the cynic in me believes that had that offender removed that that, they’d still have used that which. That is to say, that perhaps that sentence should have been written as such:


Stringer violated an NCAA bylaw that states [optional that] managers may not participate as practice players with the institution's team if they are not eligible student-athletes


 or


Stringer violated an NCAA bylaw, which states [optional that] managers may not participate as practice players with the institution's team if they are not eligible student-athletes


Yes, I’m sometimes the self-recognized mayor of crazyville, but give me 5 adverb modified dialogue tags and a sparkling vampire before that insidious which.

Monday, February 8, 2010

TMA

First, congrats to the Saints! Though I was rooting for the Colts, this is one of those times where I think (even if  you're a die-hard Indianapolis fan, which I'm not) you can be happy the other team won.

I was thinking about calling this post TMI, but too much information isn't what's boggling my mind. It's Too Much Advice. I definitely feel inundated and pulled every which way sometimes, as I'm sure we all do given the wealth of opinions floating through the cosmos. I'd trust my gut, but it seems to have been resected and replaced with a sieve of indecision created by internet-produced midichlorians.

What about you? Are there days when you feel like your head's gonna explode from advice overload, when you wish for a court-ordered mandate to shutdown the internet for a few days (or months)?

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Chrome

If you haven't checked out Google Chrome, I'd highly recommend it. I've been using it since its launch and it's infinitely better than Internet Explorer (faster/better pages loads, better security, more intuitive IMO). I'm not a huge Firefox aficionado, but whenever I used it before I just thought it was a slightly morphed IE. Chrome's different. And the best part, it's open-source and keeps having cool things added to it (Google is the proprietor of Blogger since 2003, FYI). Today I discovered themes (play dress up w/ your browser) and extensions (kind of like baby-apps for your browser).

Monday, February 1, 2010

Swift as Water

..." she said, her voice swift as water. - from The Memory Keeper's Daughter by Kim Edwards.

I was listening to this BOT recently, and when I heard this, my immediate thought was, what the heck does that mean? This was fairly early in the book and the speaking character hadn't been developed enough to know whether 'swift as water' was to be taken on the up and up (e.g., swift as rushing water) or in a more ironic way (e.g., swift as pond water).

As some of you know (i.e., those I've betad for), I'm not a huge fan of similes/metaphors because I believe they lose their power if overused. Not to say that I don't like the occasional one, but please just use ones that make sense and aren't inserted just because you like the sound or flow. Contextually, there was no need for the above simile (it was like 2 words of dialogue, which is hard to make too swift or too slow regardless of the water involved), and even were the character a rapid-fire talker, I'd still like something modifying water (because most water ain't particularly swift, unless it's swift as pressure washer water, which is just awkward, never mind being dangerous).

PS - In an effort to not seem like a complete jump-to-grump, I did appreciate most of Ms. Edwards' writing; the above just threw me off a bit when I heard it.